How to Dice an Onion

Onion and garlic dicing/mincing is an art, and it took me several years to get it just right. Now, I can dice an onion like a PRO, and with nary a tear! I took a whole bunch of photos of me dicing an onion, intending to post a long, drawn-out narrative about it. But then I came across this video, and thought “Why not?!” It’s easy! Enjoy!